#1: When I was a young child, probably four or five years old, I thought the words "China" and "funky" were naughty words. From that, you may also infer that during the late '70s and early '80s, my parents listened to a lot of the Doobie Brothers. #2: Once, while showering after a weeklong camping trip, I realized that wet-dog-smell isn't limited only to dogs. I know, eww.