When I was in Orem on Tuesday getting all my computer shit, I saw a blue Dodge Dakota extended cab 4X2 heading up University Parkway right in front of me. It had California license plates, and--this is the strange part--it had a piece of women's nylons stuffed with something (possibly two pieces of balled-up newspaper) hanging off the rear bumper, and it resembled a nutsack. I'll never know why somebody would do such a thing, but I thought it was pretty funny. It's for that exact reason that I bought a disposable camera today to keep in my glovebox.