I'm going to get a sticker like this to put on the back window of my camper:

White trash living is the way to be....
30 pack beer drinking is just right for me.
Ain't nothin finner than taken your girlfriend
with a shinner out to dinner at Wal-Mart. Coo coo coo.
I have that sticker on my truck, on a hat, as a shirt, on a sweater,
on my snow board thingy. It is a proud symbol of a culture driven
to defy progression by taking two steps back everyday.
So go on down to your local super cuts, best cuts or whatever cuts and
ask for that all symbolic hair doo THE MULLET! So stick it to the man, tell
them to take that job and shuve it because you got your double wide,
bare foot bride and your white trash pride!!!!!!!!!!!