I always thought there were too many attorneys in the world, but I recently found out that there are too few. My wife called all the reputable attorneys in town, and the soonest we could consult with one in regards to suing Price City is next Wednesday. Most attorneys were booked for a month or more. It's going to cost somewhere near $3000 for the retainer fee, but if our attorney is unsure about our chances of winning, we may just file for bankruptcy. Oh boy, being a grown-up is fun.