I have a strange right-click disorder: whenever I'm at the computer, whether it's reading websites or just working, I often right-click things for no particular reason. But I only do it on things that will bring up a context menu. It doesn't really bug me that I have a weird thing, but at least I know it's strange. Anyway, whenever I'm over at m.o, they've disabled the context menu, and I get all annoyed when I can't bring it up. Yeah, I'm a freak.