I've been wanting to go to The Tinder Box since August, but the nearest one is in Salt Lake City, and I just haven't had the chance to get up that way. I wanna get a pipe and several different kinds of tobacco, and probably several cigars. I used to smoke cigarettes, but I quit that shit because, c'mon let's face it, those things smell bad. I love the smell of pipe tobacco, though. My grandpa used to smoke a pipe, and even though he usually smoked the cheap stuff that you can buy at the grocery store, it still smelled good.

It's sad that in Utah I have to drive 120 miles to get some fine pipe tobacco. Sure, I can go to Wal-Mart and get some cheap-ass stuff, but The Tinder Box has so much good stuff. I usually spend 20 minutes or more in the humidor trying to figure out what I want. I love that place.