Some cocksucking pig left a ticket on my windshield last night for having an expired registration. I'm pretty god damned sure that it's not illegal to not drive a vehicle with expired registration, so I'm gonna call the PPD this morning and find out what's goin' on.

There's no way that pig could have seen my tags at 3:00 in the morning as he drove by my house, so I'm thinking he was parked behind my truck ('cause it's so big) so he could hide from other vehicles while he clocked them with his radar.

What really pisses me off is that the tie-rod end that failed the safety inspection is being replaced right now. That truck will be registered by the end of today, but certainly not because of some overzealous fucking pig.