My car has a big dent on the passenger side just behind the rear wheel, but it was there when I bought the car. Today, my wife hit her sister's car while she was backing out of a parking spot at work. It put a matching dent on the driver's side of the car, but my wife, being a woman and all, thought that was the dent that was already there.

So, I wasn't too upset when she got home and told me about it, 'cause I just figured it didn't do any more damage than was already there. We went outside to look at it, and I couldn't even see where she hit the other car. It was then that she realized that the damage on the driver's side was all new, so now my car is twice the piece of shit it was before.

That's just another reason women shouldn't be allowed to drive.