My wife and I already have a girl name picked out for our baby, but we can't think of a single boy name we both like. Anybody out there have any suggestions? For some reason, I don't want a name that can be shortened, like James-Jimmy-Jim, or Johnathan-John, etc. And of course, I'm ruling out all non-names, like fucking Skyler. That's not a fucking name, that's something some fucking hippie made up when they were dropping acid.

We'll find out the gender of our baby in just over a month, so this may all be pointless. But damn, I hope it's a boy.