Thank god, Steve Young is officially retiring from football. Hopefully I won't have to hear the Utah media kiss his ass anymore. Since he's a descendant of Brigham Young and a famous pro football player, the Mormon-dominated news organizations around here dedicate inordinate amounts of air-time to Steve Young ass-kissing, holding him on a pedestal only slightly higher than the Osmonds'. I'll probably have to put up with this shit for another week or two before they get sick of running the story, and I hope I never hear of him ever again after this.