By Assman -- My friend and I were driving and I seen something up on the road. He didn't see anything and continued to drive. We got closer and closer until I realized that it was a possum. It was like half knarled and guts everywhere. I was like, "Oh man, Look at that nasty possum." He was like, "Huh? Where...?" The truck gets closer. *Thump* *Thump* He follows up with, "Oh.."