Hahah...hopefully the sender of this email didn't actually think I was going to buy into it:
Dear Dennis,I just thought I'd share this very special email from a very special person. :) I wonder if she's related to Daria?A few months ago, I began reading your web page. I think your views on life are excellent, and you give me a reason for living. When I was 10 years old, my brother knocked out 6 of my teeth with a cinder block. Recently, my uncle offered me money for dentures if I make a website and it gets lots of hits. If you wouldn't mind, could you please visit my website? It would make me very happy. Thank you for the wonderful material on the website.
Sincerely,